Tuesday, August 25, 2009

strap on your tact, let's meet some mothers!

meeting naomi's moms tonight. i have some questions for her. naomi's mother gave birth to naomi, raised naomi, is responsible for the personthing naomi is today.

just some reminders:


this is naomi breaking the rules.



this is naomi handling a gun.



this is naomi destroying some property. note the "who me" smirk, the self-satisfied slouch.


questions for the mother may include, but are certainly not limited to:
*what was little naomi's worst fear as a child? heart failure does not count.
*why don't you tell naomi that participating in an indian food eating competition with a man half a foot taller than her is a terrible idea?
*when was the first time you knew naomi was lying to you about where she was going/who she was with/what she was doing? isn't she a terrible liar? (here we will laugh and bond and laugh and bond and naomi will get redfaced!)
*why did you let naomi become a vegetarian?
*robin's a pretty name. what does it mean?
*would you call me a good influence or a great influence on your daughter?
*if you had to describe naomi's greatest weakness, besides her feeble, crippled heart, what would you say it is? and how might you exploit it?
*would you like another glass of wine?

i look forward to a night of education and great friendship.

2 comments:

Simon Lach said...

Well? Get any answers?

kristin said...

maybe one ought to have joined and discerned for oneself.