Saturday, November 7, 2009

wanna joke?

I love jokes. I love them so much. I love good jokes, but I also love bad jokes. I do not discriminate against jokes for their quality. 

At work, one of my more dignified responsibilities involves checking messages that come in through a form on the company website. As a bona fide technology idiot, I get a lot of spam through this form and do nothing about it. I don't even call up the IT department to ask them to fix it. 

Why? Because the spam that I get is mostly lame and all about celebrity sex tapes and weight-loss pills, but some of it is a comedic gold mine. For whatever reason, cialis spammers send me jokes. Awesome jokes. 

For your amusement: 

  • Good joke :)   Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
  • A joke for you peoples!   What kind of necktie does a pig wear? A pigsty.
  • Do you want a fresh joke from net?   What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
  • I have a nice joke for you people! Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He doesn't believe in dogs.  
  • Wanna joke?)   Where does a bird go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
  • Do you want a fresh joke from net?   Why does a turtle live in a shell? Because it can't afford an apartment.
  • I have a nice fresh joke for you people)   Which side of a dog has the most hair? The out side.
  • I have a nice joke for you)   What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • Oh, good joke)   Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The survivors were marooned.
  • I have a nice joke.   What do you get if you cross a giant and a vampire? A BIG pain in the neck! 
  • Fresh joke!   What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than "A" bra. 

Feel free to share these with friends, co-workers, loved ones. In my experience, they will laugh their pants off and then disparagingly ask you if you're in first grade. 

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