Wednesday, May 12, 2010

some nice things men have said to me recently

i was opening a jar of salsa and it made me think of you.
if our minds mated, do you think the fetus would abort itself?
did you eat yet?
 your hair looks nice today. not like yesterday.
you're a bitch. 
whatever happens, don't look at me for a clean band-aid.

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