Monday, August 16, 2010

funny things i read in bathrooms this weekend

ana is a bitch who f***ed your boyfriend! teach her a lesson - 847-###-###
not cool, ana. not cool.

don't give blow-j's at the bar. they will videotape you! 
let's forget for a moment how fucked up and terrible it is that someone is clandestinely recording you giving your boyfriend (who ana totally skronked!) a blowj (you guys made up) and focus on how our altruistic scribe came to know about The Consequences.

the eastern mediterranean sweeps across time on the wings of empire. 
 vivid imagery is important.

3 comments:

Lindsay said...

likes this.

Lindsay said...

"i like this", rather.

Carrie said...

time to pay the price in bad pr dollars, ana!